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Louie, Louie

Okay, so that was more like the "Boring Open" than the British Open.  And to think that just a year ago we were treated to an edge-of-our-seats Cink-beats-fan-favored-Watson in overtime.  Not this year, though.  Holding something like an eight-stroke lead going into the final round of play, South African Louis Oosthuizen coasted to his first Major at St. Andrews.  Good for Louie, eh?  Thankfully none of us here in Colonies had to waste a whole day watching the finish -- the whole thing was over by lunch on Sunday.  Maybe we should use some of that saved time to learn how to pronounce "Oosthuizen."  Okay, maybe not.

DuffMan: Three for Three

Here's another area where things got a little boring: DuffMan-1 won the third event making it a hat trick so far.  It was nearly as close at it could get, though, with just one stroke of difference separating the D Man and Hole-In-One.  We can discuss other scores but, how 'bout we just enjoy our boredom instead.

See you in August

Our final event is the PGA Championship during the week of August 9th.  Foursomes for that event will be due at Noon ET on Saturday, August 13th.  Yeah, sure -- you might be bored but, don't forget that $100 in cash will be awarded when that event is over.  $20 will go to the event winner and $80 will go to the foursome with the best overall season score.  And looking at the Standings table, there's four solid contenders for that championship cash.  In any event, we'll see you at Whistling Straits in August.

 

 
Finishes for the British Open   Team Scores for the British Open   Standings Through Third Event
Golfer Score   Team Score Caddy   Team Initials Score Back Caddy
Barnes, Ricky 288   BassAckwards 1135 285   DuffMan-1 J.M. 3376 -- 866
Calcavecchia, Mark 294   DuffMan-1 1116 286   Hole-in-One G.S. 3385 +9 849
Casey, Paul 280   DuffMan-2 1118 286   DuffMan-3 J.M. 3389 +13 855
Choi, KJ 297   DuffMan-3 1122 286   GetInTheHole-1 J.M. 3390 +14 854
Couples, Fred 297   Footies Foursome-1 1166 291   DuffMan-2 J.M. 3423 +47 855
Garcia, Sergio 284   Footies Foursome-2 1174 288   GetInTheHole-2 J.M. 3426 +50 854
Glover, Lucas 289   Footies Foursome-3 1157 297   PuttThis-1 K.M. 3426 +50 854
Goosen, Retief 281   GetInTheHole-1 1117 285   GetInTheHole-3 J.M. 3431 +55 844
Hass, Bill 297   GetInTheHole-2 1120 285   Up and Down M.C. 3434 +58 853
Immelman, Trevor 285   GetInTheHole-3 1120 285   HackMan T.C. 3435 +59 860
Jimenez, Miguel 286   HackMan 1118 285   BassAckwards K.B. 3440 +64 848
Karlsson, Robert 284   Hole-in-One 1117 282   PuttThis-2 K.M. 3442 +66 848
Kaymer, Martin 282   Putt Er 1170 297   PuttThis-3 K.M. 3448 +72 864
Kim, Anthony 297   PuttThis-1 1140 286   Footies Foursome-1 M.K. 3480 +104 884
Kjeldson, Soren 287   PuttThis-2 1140 286   Wedg E J.H. 3489 +113 867
Lehman, Tom 284   PuttThis-3 1138 286   Footies Foursome-3 M.K. 3500 +124 900
Mahan, Hunter 287   Up and Down 1144 282   Putt Er R.H. 3501 +125 900
McDowell, Graeme 285   Wedg E 1164 282   Footies Foursome-2 M.K. 3514 +138 865
McIlroy, Rory 280                    
Mickelson, Phil 289                    
OHair, Sean 282                    
Oosthuizen, Louis 272                    
Perry, Kenny 297                    
Singh, Vijay 287                    
Stenson, Henrik 280                    
Watney, Nick 282                    
Weir, Mike 297                    
Westwood, Lee 279                    
Woods, Tiger 285                    
Yang, YE 291                    

 

 
Foursome Scores for the British Open
Note: Caddy scores only used to break ties
BassAckwards   DuffMan-1   DuffMan-2
GolferA Westwood, Lee 279   GolferA Casey, Paul 280   GolferA Kaymer, Martin 282
GolferB McIlroy, Rory 280   GolferB Stenson, Henrik 280   GolferB Stenson, Henrik 280
GolferC Glover, Lucas 289   GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284   GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284
GolferD Singh, Vijay 287   GolferD Oosthuizen, Louis 272   GolferD Oosthuizen, Louis 272
  Foursome Score 1135     Foursome Score 1116     Foursome Score 1118
Caddy   Woods, Tiger 285   Caddy   Jimenez, Miguel 286   Caddy   Jimenez, Miguel 286
                   
DuffMan-3   Footies Foursome-1   Footies Foursome-2
GolferA Kaymer, Martin 282   GolferA Woods, Tiger 285   GolferA Mickelson, Phil 289
GolferB Garcia, Sergio 284   GolferB Kim, Anthony 297   GolferB Perry, Kenny 297
GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284   GolferC Kjeldson, Soren 287   GolferC Yang, YE 291
GolferD Oosthuizen, Louis 272   GolferD Choi, KJ 297   GolferD Weir, Mike 297
  Foursome Score 1122     Foursome Score 1166     Foursome Score 1174
Caddy   Jimenez, Miguel 286   Caddy   Yang, YE 291   Caddy   Barnes, Ricky 288
                   
Footies Foursome-3   GetInTheHole-1   GetInTheHole-2
GolferA Westwood, Lee 279   GolferA Westwood, Lee 279   GolferA Kaymer, Martin 282
GolferB Perry, Kenny 297   GolferB OHair, Sean 282   GolferB OHair, Sean 282
GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284   GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284   GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284
GolferD Hass, Bill 297   GolferD Oosthuizen, Louis 272   GolferD Oosthuizen, Louis 272
  Foursome Score 1157     Foursome Score 1117     Foursome Score 1120
Caddy   Weir, Mike 297   Caddy   McDowell, Graeme 285   Caddy   McDowell, Graeme 285
                   
GetInTheHole-3   HackMan   Hole-in-One
GolferA Casey, Paul 280   GolferA Casey, Paul 280   GolferA Westwood, Lee 279
GolferB Garcia, Sergio 284   GolferB OHair, Sean 282   GolferB Goosen, Retief 281
GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284   GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284   GolferC Oosthuizen, Louis 272
GolferD Oosthuizen, Louis 272   GolferD Oosthuizen, Louis 272   GolferD McDowell, Graeme 285
  Foursome Score 1120     Foursome Score 1118     Foursome Score 1117
Caddy   McDowell, Graeme 285   Caddy   McDowell, Graeme 285   Caddy   Watney, Nick 282
                   
Putt Er   PuttThis-1   PuttThis-2
GolferA Mickelson, Phil 289   GolferA Kaymer, Martin 282   GolferA Kaymer, Martin 282
GolferB Kim, Anthony 297   GolferB Garcia, Sergio 280   GolferB Stenson, Henrik 280
GolferC Mahan, Hunter 287   GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284   GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284
GolferD Couples, Fred 297   GolferD Calcavecchia, Mark 294   GolferD Calcavecchia, Mark 294
  Foursome Score 1170     Foursome Score 1140     Foursome Score 1140
Caddy   Weir, Mike 297   Caddy   Jimenez, Miguel 286   Caddy   Jimenez, Miguel 286
                   
PuttThis-3   Up and Down   Wedg E
GolferA Casey, Paul 280   GolferA Woods, Tiger 285   GolferA Woods, Tiger 285
GolferB Stenson, Henrik 280   GolferB Lehman, Tom 284   GolferB Kim, Anthony 297
GolferC Karlsson, Robert 284   GolferC Glover, Lucas 289   GolferC Immelman, Trevor 285
GolferD Calcavecchia, Mark 294   GolferD Jimenez, Miguel 286   GolferD Choi, KJ 297
  Foursome Score 1138     Foursome Score 1144     Foursome Score 1164
Caddy   Jimenez, Miguel 286   Caddy   OHair, Sean 282   Caddy   Watney, Nick 282